Wooden Alien is a seriously well-tuned crew. Most of us have known each other for a long time, the rest were recruited last year. Each of us is different, but we’re all driven by the same mission: to provide you with the best possible entertainment. And we’ll sooner die than give up!

Psst. We don’t want to reveal too much about our project so as not to spoil the surprise. But if you promise not to spill the beans, we might let you in on the secret. Promise? OK then